January 2009
I kind of don’t want to do anything tonight. Like at all. I feel so lazy.  Maybe I’ll just go to bed.  That sounds amazing. 
Jan 1st
December 2008
NERD!
There once was a racer named Fisk Who took a considerable risk When his dragster got traction The Fitzgerald contraction Reduced his wazoo to a disc
Dec 31st
I'd forgotten about this. Thanks, StumbleUpon →
Dec 31st
The old grind. I haz to go back to it.
Dec 29th
Dec 27th
Dec 26th
Happy happy merry merry!
Dec 26th
It's a Christmas miracle
Winona’s back, bitches!
Dec 25th
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If I ever have kids, I want them to tell stories like this all the time.
Dec 23rd
Yes!
Priscilla Queen of the Desert on LOGO all day Thursday!
Dec 23rd
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Music to my ears.
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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So I’m in Indianapolis.
Dec 20th
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Frustration’s a bitch.
Dec 20th
ListenI much preferred the seventies funk cover band we...
Dec 20th
Mmm, melamine
Paris gave me some sort of Chinese snack food. I think I may die.
Dec 19th
ouch!
I just went to take a sip of my tea and slammed the edge of my travel mug into my left front tooth. Smooth, Devon, smooth.
Dec 17th
Dec 16th
In the new office. Internet is up and running. I don’t have to call NSIT anymore (for now, anyway). Thank God. Now, I need to finish moving all my files and shit.
Dec 15th
Uh oh
Apparently, I didn’t get the Apple credit card. I just checked my credit report, and I don’t really know why I would have been denied, but…okay. So…it looks like I’ll be computerless for the next four to six weeks.
Dec 15th
Oh yeah, I’d forgotten that ‘Wanted’ was shot in Chicago…parts of it in my neighborhood.
Dec 15th
Dec 15th
‘Death Becomes Her’ on OnDemand! Things are looking up.
Dec 14th
I like this. →
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
Bothered, but not hot.
Omgz gross! Dude on the bus had a massive erection! I wish I’d had time to take a picture.
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
Shit!
Damn it! I don’t have the money to take care of this.
Dec 11th
My computer died.
Dec 11th
I Win!
I totally just scored (read: stole…er…appropriated) an office at work!
Dec 10th
Somebody fucked up the breakroom computer by installing some stupid spyware program…and then using Internet Explorer to look at Chinese websites.  God fucking damn it.
Dec 10th
Fail? Says who? →
Dec 10th
Damn it, Red Line. Don’t do this to me today.
Dec 10th
Trivia
Jihad Me at Hello. We equal awesome.
Dec 10th
Oh, wow! →
Dec 9th
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Jorma!
Dec 9th
123
Damn it, damn it, damn it! I lost two pounds.
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
This is terrible. Absolutely terrible. Am I a bad... →
Dec 8th
Dec 8th
Hmmm...
I’m bad at this game, apparently.
Dec 6th
That's what the world is today.
About an hour ago, I heard “Ball of Confusion” coming from the apartment above mine. Somewhat appropriately, I was a bit confused. I rented “Tropic Thunder” last night, and I’m watching it now. In the opening scenes, “Ball of Confusion” is playing in the background. I’m not confused anymore.  
Dec 6th
Soon as I get home: no pants.
Dec 6th
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As R. Kelly put it...
“It’s the freakin’ weekend! Baby, I’m ‘bout to have me some fun!” Only, I probably won’t be having a lot of fun tonight. I’ve had a stupid half-cold all week. I stayed home from work on Wednesday, and thought that that did the trick. But, I was all mucusy last night (and took some Nyquil…which was awesome! Effing love Nyquil) and today, I feel...
Dec 5th
Holy eff!
It’s cold.
Dec 5th
I think I’m going to go see “Milk” tonight.
Dec 5th
"can't skip out on satan"
Curtis Lubbe: oh the concert was fucking awesome
Devon Collins: cool
Curtis Lubbe: yeah...I had a lot of fun--Sharon Jones rocks so hard
Curtis Lubbe: and a huge-ass drag queen in a fringey fifties get up got on stage at one point (just an audience member) oh god...
Curtis Lubbe: everyone was having WAY too much fun...
Curtis Lubbe: it rocked
Devon Collins: cool
Curtis Lubbe: how's your evening been?
Devon Collins: okay...dinner...office...gym
Devon Collins: jewel
Devon Collins: satan
Devon Collins: nog
Devon Collins: nyquil...youtube
Curtis Lubbe: can't skip out on satan
Devon Collins: AIM
Curtis Lubbe: haha
Devon Collins: apparent;y not
Curtis Lubbe: and that's a full day
Dec 5th
Egg nog is gross, but I like it.
Every year, around Christmas, I buy a bottle of egg nog and I drink it over the course of about a week. Now…I concede that egg nog is pretty nasty; but, having been the little fatty I was when I was young, I effing love the stuff.  So I just bought a bottle while I was at Jewel (after I checked out the Satanic paperback section). And I’m going to drink it over the course of the next...
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