absoluticris:

world’s largest gummy bear! 5 pounds!

just ordered one these green bad boys today cant wait to get acquainted with it!

it should have it by the end of the week, and im going to name it gary coleman.

my only exception when it comes to nom nom nom nom nom on gary coleman, is that i will only eat him at parties, birthdays, weddings, and first dates.

which means i will have to wait until the super bowl to consume gary. in the meantime once i receive him, i will probably add some junk to his trunk by slapping some gummy bears on him and give him some dreads with gummy worms.

it is going to be an interesting year pending the survival of gary coleman.

you can order one HERE at vat19.com for $30 + shipping

My god!

26 Jan 2010 Reblogged from absoluticris

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    It’s as if the Gummy God transcended from heaven
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    Rarely do I find myself praying for an arms race…
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    DEAR AMIR, ALICE, JARET, CHRIS AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO GET ME SOMETHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY. IF I DO NOT RECEIVE A RED...
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  9. bringthebeards reblogged this from absoluticris and added:
    jiggles for a second. This thing...so cute - but no way would I ever finish
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    They’re $50 at Amazon, but they come in 9 different flavors.
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    Newborn baby-size gummy bear!
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